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Best Insertions: Words That Will Create a Shocking Effect

I have listed the best jokes and amazing words that will shock the other person. You won't have to search for the best jokes.


Because I have brought together legendary words that will leave the other person's mouth open. The best and most effective series of puns are in this article.

Some are from TV shows and some are from movies. Check out now the best general mind blowing jokes.

Best Smear Stings

Some people light up the room when they enter, some when they leave...

I would sit and tell you about the honor, but it's hard to listen to something he lost.
I will not talk today. I poured tea; Come, drink, see humanity.

We did not exist with anyone's existence. We do not perish in its absence.

I don't want you to take a risk for me if the rest won't be enough for you while you give me advice.

What you call a friend is obvious on a dark day. Turn off the lights, I'll count my friends!
Those who should be by my side are already with me, who cares about those who go away?

I save bad guys like you in a piggy bank and invest in the future. Ha, am I so stuck, I don't think about it, I spend it right away.

If you were as honorable as you speak, your feelings, your choices would not ruin your honor.


You said, in case I get people like him out of my pocket. Listen! I put people like you on my rosary, I draw them as repentance.

Don't try to do things you can't account for! They don't wash dishes on the other side.

Honey, look! If you have a problem, you know, I don't care.
I can't go to bed without looking at your picture every night, I will spit it out.

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best jokes

When you bore me, he slapped you and said, “Sorry! I'm immersed." I have a say.
You know, your presence is "fifi" and your absence is "tin"! My presence is "event", my absence "puts"..!

You have fed your ego so much that your character is starving.
Shame on your shadow! He thought you were a man so he's going after you.

Am I the "anti-immortality foundation"?
They say that when it snows, microbes die. Are you okay?

If I make your name my password, it will say insufficient characters and still speaks.


Honey, your character has fallen to the ground. Take it from there.

The freedom of the jackals is until the lion rises from the ground.
I heard you're having a hard time. Nice place, I went too!

Haven't you accepted your sins that you thought were good deeds yet?
Don't think I forgot you, I only remember as much as you are worth.

I won't be talking today. I poured tea; Come, drink, see humanity.
Don't be short, we said. You're getting too much. What's up?

I know how to spend people. As long as it's broken.
Don't try to scare me with a match when I'm crazy enough to burn my own ship!

My advice to you: Happiness that comes with someone else will go with someone else.

Men who want the girl they will marry to be an untouched rose bud, have you ever seen butterflies in shit and flies in flowers?

It takes a long time for some women to realize that the men they thought were knights were actually denyo covered in aluminum foil.


If I didn't love anyone, this hatred only for myself, there wouldn't be pekguzel Sözler.com, there's a whole world inside me, now hell, don't enter, you will burn and you will be disgraced in front of me.

I look at the pictures of some people, they are so beautiful; I always want them to stay in the pictures. Because the characters don't go into the lens.

Some people light up the room when they enter, others when they leave. Don't be fooled by hopes, hopes become impossible one day, don't think I'm living life in pink, every color turns black one day.

You know, there are those who think that you are obliged to me. Let them hang in that air; I am more than enough for me, I add air to them with my surplus.

I understood that; people; They think that Susan is a coward, those who ignore it are stupid, and those who know how to forgive are a part of the bag. However, they are in my life as much as I want. They are as honest as I turn a blind eye and people as much as I keep silent.

The man asks how many of you are woman enough to trust your character rather than your nakedness? The woman answers, how many of you are man enough to cover up instead of owning the naked body?

Balloons are a reminder that hollow things can also rise sometimes.

If a name is to be given to his departure, let's say loss of property.

There will be neither curse nor prayer from me, I only have one wish, whatever you have given me, live the same.

I love the sound of azan. The music playing is silent, no swearing, it leaves the drinker. So 3 minutes everyone becomes human.

I save bad guys like you in a piggy bank and invest in the future. Oh, am I so stuck; I don't think about it, I spend it right away.

Don't be so disappointed and say you can't love anyone anymore. Remember that the most beautiful flowers grow in cemeteries.

If you think it's stupid to make you look so big in my eyes, it's the smallness of your character, the bigness of my imagination.

You said that I would take people like him out of my pocket. Listen. I put people like you on my rosary and attract them as repentance.

This world is spinning before you, and it will return after you. So just as nothing will change with you, nothing will change without you.

I keep the piles that you throw or will throw, so that when the day comes when you come back to me, I will have a place to welcome you.

Some people even pickle the literature when it comes to words, but when it comes to performance, they are not as good as the cucumber in the pickle.

Uncle Einstein, look, these things can't be done by splitting the atom, you come and collect me after he leaves, if you can.

#Must be read: Motivational Quotes | unknowns

Don't blame anyone for nothing, my friends. It's not user error, some people's hearts are born with a defect.

I love to draw pencil drawings. Because I still can't figure out which color it is.

I will close the wound you have opened with someone else, but there is no point in being a disgrace to my heart.

Don't mind those who go, those who love and leave. Two words you call life; welcome, bye bye.

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swear words

I'm weak, I fall, I cry, I hurt, I have wounds and flaws, that's why I'm human. I am ordinary.

If you can't handle this heart load, I'll give you a hand. Your nail is out, but you know, I'm very good at hammering.

I am writing in my own way. If the tip touches you, it means you're spinning around me. I don't look at you.

You can't criticize a girl who's been hugging a teddy bear all her life for choosing a lover when she grows up.

He said: "Let him see what he lost and cry". I said: "If you see what I've earned, you'll realize it's not worth it.

I've never forgotten you, would you believe? Even in the salad I ate. Is the lack of a cucumber so obvious?

The time of big balloons is small needles.

If you think about it, you will understand that there is no me there. You'd be surprised to see there are so many of you around here.

I am very depressed; Tell me that i love you joke and let's have a laugh.

I swear he said he would never love anyone but you. Let the next oath come to those who spit and lick.

If your feelings were as honorable as you speak; Your elections would not have spoiled your honor.

Get as much food as you can eat on your plate, get as many people into your life as you can love. There is no need for waste.

Anyone can go wherever they want, I won't tie the dog that broke its chain to my door again.

Didn't you understand my love from the tears in my eyes, our ancestors said it right, what can the donkey understand from nice words?

You are like a puzzle with missing pieces. Some of you have no mind, some have no soul, some have no heart.

Wave after those who choose to go; let them see better that they are just an EL now.

I am neither unfinished nor injured after you, neither you can destroy me, nor the most king.

I'm sorry, look at your flaws!

I will say be a little human, but I do not want to put you in a difficult situation.

If a raise would come to these people, they wouldn't sell themselves so cheaply...

Who cares about those who should have been with me anyway.

O dear, what is the pain on your face, or did my broken dreams sink into your hand?

There really isn't much to talk about. You deserve worse than me.

Don't tell me you're in my heart, my dear, it bothers me in crowded places.

It's a smartphone. Even if the phone is smart, it doesn't work when the other party is stupid.

There are also those who say "I'm full because their boyfriend doesn't have money, I don't exist".

I have no integrity, my dear. Once you stay, you can't pass me again.

Instead of caring for you and finding love, I value x better find y.

Come not to stand by me on good days, but if you will be behind me in bad days. Come not to see what you imagine, but if you will see the pain in me.

He knows how to turn my life into 'apocalypse' to whomever I care about.

Let's say LOSS OF PROPERTY if a name is to be given to his departure.

There are people who cannot give the happiness of 50 cents of chocolate.

Some people should be thrown out of the window in which they look at life.

Some people are like a shoe store, they have every size for God's sake.

I like what suits me. It's not for everyone.

I would have made you a man, but you're already my dog, what's the point?

Now say; Should I get your life in order or upset you?

My existence was not a 'ring' on your finger. Let my absence be an 'earring' in your ear.

I know people who will take time if I say be human for two minutes.

It is not the wound that hurts, but the truth of a disloyal friend. It is not the storm that knocks down the trees, but the insufficient fidelity of the soil.

Don't be like a street lamp, let it be clear who you are burning. Necip Fazil Kisakurek

What we hope to heal is hurting us again and again.

The most beautiful irony of the world is that everyone who says they don't want to upset you is shitting on our lives.

The ones we said can't be beaten chopped us finely and roasted them on low heat until they turned pink.

Let me fall to the ground a hundred times; I'm not going to be someone who trips others. I want to be human, not a winner.

A woman's tears can be caused not only by an onion, but also by a 'cucumber'.

If you keep looking at life with blinders, don't let someone have to say 'şşş'.

You know, I can't read with trouble, God bless you.

What I once couldn't put dust on is now invisible because of the dirt.

You don't need to know everything, just know your limits.

People also like photographs; The more you enlarge, the lower the quality.

I will update this article called the best jokes from time to time and I will share the good words I found on the internet with you in this article. keep following me :)

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